Blasphemy!

*Warning: Full-on rant is approaching...

Stephen King was recently quoted as saying that "Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good." That pained me to even type. Curse you, Stephen King, curse you!

First of all, Stephen King, you will no longer be on my list of books to read, and as far as I'm concerned, I've NEVER read any of your books. You are not nice.

I don't recall Stephenie Meyer ever having said that had she not written her novels she would have probably ended up being a serial killer. You are sick in the head.

Had you written the Twilight series, everyone would have ended up dead, and the world would have ended, you negative creep.

Movies made from your books are better than your books, ass.

Nightmares were created because of you, freak.

What kind of person, besides John Wayne Gacy, could make children afraid of clowns, jerk?

With that said, Stephenie Meyer is a fascinating writer. She has taken fictional beings that people have been afraid of for centuries and created a beautiful world, a world in which her readers long to live in, where humans can co-exist peacefully with things previously only heard of in horror stories. Her writing is so descriptive that there are no holes left in the picture one creates in her mind while reading such brilliance.

Stephen King, you can shove it.